Team Archive

Every team has its own trail through the league: the names, owners, rivalries, finishes, and strange little eras that made it memorable.

Big Tex's Pillow Biters Big Tex's Pillow Biters 221-169 25 seasons The Brainers The Brainers 217-172-1 25 seasons Pinko Commie Bastards Pinko Commie Bastards 158-198 24 seasons Homesick Abortions Homesick Abortions 133-166 20 seasons Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum 132-121 16 seasons Space Lords Space Lords 129-130 17 seasons Alcoholniks Alcoholniks 117-130 16 seasons Zombie Werewolves Zombie Werewolves 100-85 12 seasons Too Fresh Too Fresh 99-72 11 seasons Troll Hoppers Troll Hoppers 64-61 8 seasons DenBro DenBro 58-77 9 seasons Black Micahs Black Micahs 44-33 5 seasons SkinFan SkinFan 40-47 6 seasons My Team Sucks 32-43 5 seasons 4th Company Ultramar 4th Company Ultramar 29-44 5 seasons Basement Ballaz Basement Ballaz 28-34 4 seasons Deez Nuts Deez Nuts 28-19 3 seasons The Big Red Machine The Big Red Machine 25-9 2 seasons Jerrays Jerryatricians Jerrays Jerryatricians 24-24 3 seasons The Vinyl Jocks The Vinyl Jocks 23-22 3 seasons DJ Brinehead DJ Brinehead 20-24 3 seasons Foolio Crew Foolio Crew 18-43-1 4 seasons The Stonely Ones The Stonely Ones 18-28 3 seasons Austintacious Austintacious 16-14 2 seasons Future Icons Future Icons 10-7 1 seasons The Niners The Niners 9-7 1 seasons Fuck Mickey Loomis Fuck Mickey Loomis 8-8 1 seasons The Saints The Saints 8-7 1 seasons Cleave-A-Saurus-Rex Cleave-A-Saurus-Rex 7-8 1 seasons Dmars Douch Rockets Dmars Douch Rockets 7-7 1 seasons Fermi Fission Fermi Fission 6-9 1 seasons Hammerheads Hammerheads 5-10 1 seasons Hawaii 55 Hawaii 55 5-9 1 seasons Showtime Showtime 4-10 1 seasons Mystery Team 0-0 1 seasons