Zombie Werewolves

Team Story

Zombie Werewolves read like a proven title threat in the GNG archive. Patrick Jolle carries a 100-85 mark across 12 CBS seasons, with 1 championship, a best finish of 1st, and an average finish of 4.6. The league titles came in 2021, which gives the record its center of gravity. Division crowns in 2015, 2024 show the other half of the job: surviving the East Side or West Side before the Fantasy Bowl ever arrived.

The best regular-season shapes are 2015 (11-4, 1,137.0 points), 2024 (12-5, 1,273.0 points), 2021 (11-6, 1,060.0 points). The scoring peak came in 2025 with 1,469.0 points, the season where the roster had its loudest weekly punch. The finish line says the high-water mark was 1st in 2015.

The Fantasy Bowl trail is where the page gets its edge: 2021 against Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum, won by Zombie Werewolves (Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum 71, Zombie Werewolves 81), 2024 against The Big Red Machine, won by The Big Red Machine (The Big Red Machine 79, Zombie Werewolves 61). Those games are the difference between a tidy standings profile and the kind of story managers still remember when bracket week comes back around.

The CBS Year in Review material adds texture that the tables cannot carry by themselves. 2024: The Big Red Machine finished off 2024 with a 79 to 61 victory over Zombie Werewolves, giving them a 12 - 5 final record. 2021: The Brainers' 116 - 105 win over Zombie Werewolves in week 5 This game started a magical run for The Brainers, as it was just the beginning of a 7-game win streak.

The game recaps sharpen the identity with specific collisions: 2025 Week 16, No Threat: Zombie Werewolves 73.5, Jerrays Jerryatricians 114.5, 2025 Week 15, One Sided Affair: Zombie Werewolves 102, Homesick Abortions 54.5, 2025 Week 14, Bulls-eye!: Zombie Werewolves 123.5, Fuck Mickey Loomis 99.5. That is where the franchise stops being an archive row and becomes a sequence of Sundays, close calls, and bad matchups.

The message board gives the franchise a voice too: Draft Order WITHOUT Superbowl next year. by Big Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes drew 2 comments, Next Year Draft and Dates by Big Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes. Those posts are not decoration, they are the record of how the league talked while these seasons were still alive.

The most repeated collision is Alcoholniks, a series sitting at 13-17 with a current L1 streak. Rivalry weight matters in this league because division paths are not decorative. They decide byes, playoff access, and which grudges keep getting refreshed.

draft context includes Alvin Kamara in 2025, Bucky Irving in 2025, Tyreek Hill in 2025; 32 keeper records or candidates still give the roster history something to review. For Zombie Werewolves, the roster story is part of the franchise story because the keeper era made every August decision echo into December.