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Week 5 delivered absolute carnage across the board, headlined by KeonCounty surviving Alcoholniks 129.68 to 114.44 in our closest matchup of the slate. I watched The Prodigies drop a league-high 186.9 points in a ruthless rout, while Keep Pounding cratered to a league-low 78 points. Meanwhile, 2nd Hand Smoke bottomed...
Keep Pounding stayed undefeated at 5-0 by squeezing past **Asterisk** 80.86 to 77.66 in the closest matchup of the slate. I watched Zombie Werewolves take the weekly scoring crown with 110.92 points, well clear of the 80.06 league average. On the other end of the spectrum, The Jerrayatricians bottomed out...
Week 4 brought chaos across the board, headlined by Shartnado surviving a 145.88 to 144.88 war against KeonCounty. My eyes could barely handle that one-point finish, which stood as the closest contest of the entire slate. Shartnado walked away with the league high score at 145.88 points, while Alcoholniks hit...
I watched The Brainers handle business this week, putting up a league-best 93.58 points to claim a divisional revenge victory over Alcoholinks. Keep Pounding stayed undefeated by edging Zombie Werewolves 66.4 to 55.74 in the closest matchup of the slate. On the other end of my screen, Diamond Formation bottomed...
I watched the North Side turn completely upside down this week thanks to massive individual outbursts and gruesome benching decisions. My eyes are still recovering from the wild upsets and self-inflicted wounds that reshuffled the standings.
George Kittle salvaged a paper-thin victory for Pinko Commie Bastards while **Asterisk** choked on a brutal bench blunder. Meanwhile, The Brainers ran wild to claim the top spot in the East Side race.
