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Draft Drafts Recovered draft boards by season with picks, value context, and keeper markers. GNG archive section Data Data Portal Interactive charts for scoring trends, championships, rivalries, draft value, and team performance. GNG archive section Message Post Draft Starts Tonight! Please enter the Java Draft Room as soon as you log on. The link is on the right side of this page. The draft room should be self explanatory but other owners should be logged in to help you via chat if needed. league_news · Pinko Commie Bastards - Erran Yearty · Sep 01, 2002 07:56 pm ET Message Post Draft Reset! :( The Draft was reset in order to try to fix the autopilot and timer problems. I'm not sure that it worked, but we will all have to redo our draft rankings and queue. Please set everything back up ASAP. Also, our live draft will start tomorrow (Sunday) and 5pm CST. Please be pre... league_news · Pinko Commie Bastards - Erran Yearty · Sep 01, 2001 02:30 pm ET Message Post Manual Draft Order Set Draft Order Order is reversed on even-numbered rounds PickTeam 1Dmars Douch Rockets 2Alcoholniks 3The Brainers 4Spacelords 5Pinko Commie Bastards 6Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum 7Troll Hoppers 8Homesick Abortions 9Big Texs Pillow Biters 10Too Fresh Draft Settings DescriptionSetting... message · Big Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes · Jul 27, 2012 12:28 pm ET Message Post Draft Day Draft is August 18th at 5 Eastern/4 Central. Draft at my house or online. Party, food, debauchary.... I expect the Atlanta homos**** to make it down, there is 4 weeks notice.. Money due in 2 weeks to Erran, keepers must be picked by August 5th for league setup. There will be a... message · Big Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes · Jul 26, 2012 11:55 am ET Message Post Manual Draft Order Set Draft Order Order is reversed on even-numbered rounds PickTeam 1Homesick Abortions 2Troll Hoppers 3Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum 4Pinko Commie Bastards 5Dmars Douch Rockets 6Spacelords 7The Brainers 8Alcoholniks 9Big Texs Pillow Biters 10Too Fresh Draft Settings DescriptionSetting... message · Big Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes · Jul 26, 2012 11:51 am ET Message Post Draft Order Teams, everyones paid, the draft is now set. With Chris and Matt over I had them witness the random rolls for draft order. On a 10 sides die for Nick I rolled a 7, for Dmar a 1, and for Brad a 9. This sets Brad first, Nick Second and Dmar third in the draft. It is a snaking dr... message · Big Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes · Jul 23, 2011 02:57 pm ET Message Post Manual Draft Order Set Draft OrderPickTeam1Spacelords2Alcoholniks3Dmars Douch Rockets4Too Fresh5Pinko Commie Bastards6Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum7Troll Hoppers8Big Texs Pillow Biters9Homesick Abortions10The BrainersOrder is reversed on even-numbered rounds DescriptionSettingDraft FormatLive DraftDraft... message · Big Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes · Jul 23, 2011 02:54 pm ET Message Post August 15th Draft Day The draft is set for August 15th. I am having a party at my hosue, it starts at 1pm. Let me know if you are coming so we can figure out what we will eat. Draft set and keepers processed.. Free agents correct.. PLAY BALL!!! message · Big Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes · Jul 17, 2010 02:57 pm ET Comment Comment on League Vote: Choose the 2026 GNG Keeper League Draft Time Peeps, if it's not a problem please do not pick the 1PM EST draft time. If we draft at 12pm CST (my time), I might have to miss the beginning of the draft and if there's a draft party I wouldn't be able to attend. I voted on the 2pm EST draft time. I should be able to get my M... The Brainers · 2026-06-30 17:32:13 Comment Comment on League Vote: Choose the 2026 GNG Keeper League Draft Date Regarding my other post above, any chance we can draft at like 1 or 1:30CST? With my Mom's pill and food schedule I might miss the beginning of the draft and definitely won't be able to make it to the draft party, if there is one, if we start the draft at 12 CST.. The Brainers · 2026-06-29 21:44:48 Comment Comment on League Vote: Choose the 2026 GNG Keeper League Draft Date And, I'd like to add, it's great to see these league votes and the GNG league evolving and getting more in line with the times and the other 98.9% of fantasy leagues as far as keeper lock dates, Fantasy bowl dates, and draft dates.. Only took almost 30 years.. LOL The Brainers · 2026-06-28 21:11:20 Comment Comment on League Vote: Choose the 2026 GNG Keeper League Draft Date If we could possibly draft later than 12PM CST that would be great. With me taking care of my Mom she has to eat and take her pills at 12pm for her schedule. We have normally drafted at like 1 or 1:30CST. If we could do that again that would be great. If not, all good, I'll ha... The Brainers · 2026-06-28 21:07:00 Message Post Worst second round draft pick ever.. Carson Palmer.. Averaging -1.5 points a game over 2 games.. message · Big Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes · Sep 14, 2008 04:14 pm ET Archive Comment Comment on Draft Party kenneth hendershott So the draft is the 18th ?????? im retarded too. Having cpu problems. Can only see message board via e-mails > Date: Fri, 10 Aug 2012 19:44:03 -0400 > From: troodat@cox.net > To: gng2k@foot... More Unknown · Aug 13, 2012 09:58 am ET Archive Comment Comment on Draft Finished I need to lock myself in a house the night bfore the draft so i do not show up half asleep. Ill come to your house next year but you have to promise to not let me near any liqour the night before. More Space Lords - Brad Householder · Aug 13, 2011 07:16 pm ET Archive Comment Comment on Draft Party I am obviously retarded, NEXT Saturday is the draft, not sundfay.. Me retawded.. More Big Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes · Aug 10, 2012 04:06 pm ET Article Terry McLaurin Knee Injury: Why His GNG Board Rank Refuses to Budge Draft Sharks reports Terry McLaurin tore his patellar tendon, but my GNG Keeper rankings keep him locked at WR21. Here is the process reality. Pigskin · 2026-10-22 22:00:00 Article Deebo Samuel Hamstring Reality: The Board Already Told You to Move On Draft Sharks says to dump Deebo Samuel after another hamstring issue, but my PPR board had him pegged as a declining WR41 asset all along. Pigskin · 2026-10-13 11:00:00 Article Jayden Daniels Elbow Drama Explains Why My Board Has Him at QB12 Draft Sharks warns that Jayden Daniels carries chronic left elbow risk, but my Standard board already baked in that volatility at QB12. Pigskin · 2026-10-11 10:00:00 Article Chasing the Depleted Panthers Secondary Is a Trap for Reckless Managers Draft Sharks urges managers to start every pass-catcher facing Carolina, but I see a classic overreaction trap that ignores fundamental fantasy scoring. Pigskin · 2026-10-03 09:00:00 Article Patrick Mahomes Hits PFF Number One: What Changes on the Standard Board? PFF vaulted Patrick Mahomes to the top of its quarterback hierarchy, but my Standard draft baseline refuses to budge. Here is why the math holds firm. Pigskin · 2026-10-02 17:00:00 Season 2022 Season Champion: The Brainers. Top seed: Homesick Abortions. Message-board feature: Draft Order WITHOUT Superbowl next year. CBS Reconstruction Era Season 2017 Season Champion: Alcoholniks. Top seed: Alcoholniks. Message-board feature: Next Years Draft Explained CBS Reconstruction Era Season 2009 Season Champion: Too Fresh. Top seed: Big Texs Pillow Biters. Message-board feature: newbie drafting Early CBS Low Scoring Era Season 2002 Season Champion: Spacelords. Top seed: Spacelords. Message-board feature: Draft Starts Tonight! Early CBS Low Scoring Era Article Jordan Mason Return Buzz Cannot Fix His Standard Board Reality Jordan Mason designated to return creates waiver wire frenzy, but his valuation on the Standard board remains capped as a low end flex. Pigskin · 2026-10-23 10:00:00 Article Why PFF Got Excited About JSN and Drake London While My Board Stood Pat PFF vaulted Jaxon Smith-Njigba and Drake London to the top of its Week 5 wideout rankings, but my GNG Keeper board refused to flinch. Here is why the process holds firm. Pigskin · 2026-10-16 10:00:00 Article Why IDP Hype Cannot Save Bad Offensive Roster Process PFF dropped Week 6 IDP ranks, but fantasy managers chasing defensive box scores are missing the foundational leverage on the GNG Keeper offensive board. Pigskin · 2026-10-15 10:00:00 Article Bills vs Rams Monday Night Parlay Hype Wont Shake the Board Betting slips want you chasing Matthew Stafford and Davante Adams against Buffalo, but the GNG Keeper board demands cold math over one-game narrative noise. Pigskin · 2026-10-12 10:00:00 Article Don't Bench Jalen Hurts: PFF's Week 5 Panic Is Bad Fantasy Process PFF suggests benching Jalen Hurts and Emeka Egbuka over offensive injuries, but my GNG Keeper board says panicking on elite volume is total cope. Pigskin · 2026-10-10 13:00:00 Article Lamar Jackson Earns PFF First-Quarter Honors, Stays Put at QB5 PFF named Lamar Jackson their first-quarter All-Pro quarterback, but my Standard board refuses to budge. He remains locked in at QB5. Pigskin · 2026-10-09 08:00:00 Article Jalen Hurts and Justin Herbert Fall at PFF: What Changes on the Standard Board PFF demoted Jalen Hurts and Justin Herbert in its Week 5 quarterback ranks, but nothing moves on my Standard board. Here is why the process holds firm. Pigskin · 2026-10-08 13:00:00 Article Matchup Traps and Market Panic: Dissecting Week 4 Wide Receiver Chaos PFF spotlights juicy and treacherous secondary matchups for Week 4, but chasing cornerback shadow narratives without consulting the baseline board is pure bad process. Pigskin · 2026-10-02 15:10:00 Article Alec Pierce Injury News: Why the Board Holds Firm at WR29 External reports suggest a multi-week IR stay for Alec Pierce, but Pigskin's baseline board holds him at WR29. Here is why the data refuses to panic and what actually changes for your roster. Pigskin · 2026-09-22 10:00:00 Message Post First week every year After the draft every year I wonder how ypou homos**** let me get all the players I got.. After the first week I usually see why... message · Big Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes · Sep 11, 2011 04:15 pm ET Message Post LOL Obviously my head isn't in this this year. Its pointless for me to try and trade since I cant seem to get in here before the free agency is raped. My draft sucked ass because my head was smashed from personal bullshit. I guess what I am trying to say is you guys have fun beati... message · Space Lords - Brad Householder · Oct 20, 2008 11:28 pm ET Message Post Keeper... Even tho picking this early seems dangerous. I'm not sure why we have to pick so early but I'll play along even if it's to my own doom. Miles Austin (WR - Dallas) Yeah. That's right. Miles Austin. Now, what happens if he gets a broken leg in July? Am I fuck****ed? I don't like the sound of that one bit. I'm gonna go unde... message · Pinko Commie Bastards - Erran Yearty · Jun 21, 2010 04:16 pm ET Message Post I don't see the problem... Look like Billy did exactly what we have always done in reference to the draft order. I don't exactly understand why you're upset about it Chuck. If you wanted to pick before HA, then you shouldn't have beat him twice. The key for you this season is to suck more than anyone el... message · Pinko Commie Bastards - Erran Yearty · Jul 26, 2008 05:37 pm ET Message Post Sun August 15th Draft day, Sun August 15th, if this conflicts with anyones schedule you need to get with me within the next 7 days or so... Draft party WILL be at my house again this year if you can make it, it will make drafting easier and more fun. Beer and food. We need to decide who is br... message · Big Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes · Jul 14, 2010 04:14 pm ET Archive Comment Comment on MOTHERFUCK****ER!!!!! Alcoholniks - redneck ninetynine i drafted Chris Johnson in two leagues and his 2 week total is 4 points... quit ur bitchin' Unknown · Sep 19, 2011 01:17 pm ET Archive Comment Comment on Who is in and who is out. Another thread with a trade post to follow. kenneth hendershott trollhoppers are returning. cant make draft between aug.4-aug.11 though. Let me know if this will work Billy. Sorry Unknown · Jun 28, 2012 02:35 pm ET Archive Comment Comment on Congrats to the league champion! WTG Gerald! I feel how billy did last year. I agree with Chuck and am ready to draft for next year. More Homesick Abortions - Chris Crowder · Jan 02, 2012 03:46 pm ET Archive Comment Comment on Congrats to the league champion! Gerald can suck it DEEP.. Lucky fuck****o shouldn't have even made the playoffs... This was one crazy fuck****ed up fantasy season! I'm ready to draft for next year!!! LOL More The Brainers - Chuck Rittenhouse · Jan 02, 2012 01:37 pm ET Archive Comment Comment on Well it worked out for ya, Chuck. Btw, Billy once told me that if sit best players on purpose trying to lose to get a better draft pick I'd be kicked out of the league. Ya,ll might wanna have a little chat.. LOL The Brainers - Chuck Rittenhouse · Dec 19, 2023 05:04 pm ET Keeper 2025 Keeper Records 21 matching keeper rows. Teams: Fuck Mickey Loomis, Homesick Abortions, Pinko Commie Bastards, Space Lords and more. Players: Alvin Kamara, Anthony Richardson, Bills, Buccaneers and more Keeper archive Keeper 2024 Keeper Records 6 matching keeper rows. Teams: Alcoholniks, Homesick Abortions, Jerrays Jerryatricians, Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum and more. Players: Cairo Santos, Cam Little, Cameron Dicker, Chase McLaughlin and more Keeper archive Keeper 2023 Keeper Records 14 matching keeper rows. Teams: Alcoholniks, Homesick Abortions, Pinko Commie Bastards, Space Lords and more. Players: Bengals, Cole Kmet, Deshaun Watson, Dustin Hopkins and more Keeper archive Keeper 2022 Keeper Records 36 matching keeper rows. Teams: Alcoholniks, Black Micahs, Pinko Commie Bastards, Zombie Werewolves. Players: 49ers, Austin Hooper, Bears, Bills and more Keeper archive Keeper 2021 Keeper Records 8 matching keeper rows. Teams: Alcoholniks, Black Micahs, DenBro, Zombie Werewolves. Players: Austin Hooper, Carson Wentz, Cowboys, Dolphins and more Keeper archive Keeper 2019 Keeper Records 24 matching keeper rows. Teams: Alcoholniks, SkinFan, Zombie Werewolves. Players: A.J. Green, Andrew Luck, Anthony Miller, Ben Roethlisberger and more Keeper archive Keeper 2018 Keeper Records 4 matching keeper rows. Teams: Alcoholniks. Players: Chargers, Cowboys, Justin Tucker, Ryan Succop Keeper archive Keeper 2017 Keeper Records 4 matching keeper rows. Teams: Alcoholniks, Black Micahs. Players: Cam Newton, Dan Bailey, Marshawn Lynch, Matt Prater Keeper archive Keeper 2016 Keeper Records 21 matching keeper rows. Teams: Alcoholniks, Showtime. Players: Adrian Peterson, Ameer Abdullah, Ben Roethlisberger, Bills and more Keeper archive Keeper 2015 Keeper Records 4 matching keeper rows. Teams: Spacelords. Players: Joe Flacco, Mason Crosby, Rashad Jennings, Tevin Coleman Keeper archive