Team Archive

My Team Sucks

My Team Sucks are Kenny Harris's distinct archive chapter: no league titles yet, a 32-43 record across 5 CBS seasons, a peak finish of 4th, and an average finish of 6.4. The stat line is only the frame. The real story is how this franchise moved through December, built rivalries, absorbed scars, and kept showing up in the league's pressure weeks.

The Maulers My Team Sucks
Overall Record32-43
Championships0
Division Championships1
Average Finish6.4
Best Finish4th
Seasons5

Team Story

My Team Sucks read like a distinct archive chapter in the GNG archive. Kenny Harris carries a 32-43 mark across 5 CBS seasons, with no league titles yet, a best finish of 4th, and an average finish of 6.4.

The best regular-season shapes are 2001 (10-6, 889.0 points), 2003 (9-6, 880.0 points), 2002 (7-8, 904.0 points). The scoring peak came in 2002 with 904.0 points, the season where the roster had its loudest weekly punch. The finish line says the high-water mark was 4th in 2001.

The message board gives the franchise a voice too: Good FF Game... by Author no longer in league.. Those posts are not decoration, they are the record of how the league talked while these seasons were still alive.

draft context includes Marc Bulger in 2005, Bills in 2005, Patriots in 2005. For My Team Sucks, the roster story is part of the franchise story because the keeper era made every August decision echo into December.

The compact record is part of the charm here. My Team Sucks does not need a full dynasty arc to have a place in the archive. The available evidence points to a team defined by its active windows, its schedule damage, and the way Kenny Harris's seasons intersected with deeper league stories around playoff access, draft swings, and division traffic.

The compact record is part of the charm here. My Team Sucks does not need a full dynasty arc to have a place in the archive. The available evidence points to a team defined by its active windows, its schedule damage, and the way Kenny Harris's seasons intersected with deeper league stories around playoff access, draft swings, and division traffic.

Regular Season Finish

All-Time Series History

OpponentWLTPctStreak
The Brainers 7 11 0 0.389 L2
Spacelords 8 10 0 0.444 L3
Too Fresh 7 10 0 0.412 L3
Big Texs Pillow Biters 4 13 0 0.235 L3
The Vinyl Jocks 5 4 2 0.545 W1
Basement Ballaz 3 8 0 0.273 L2
Foolio Crew 7 4 0 0.636 L2
Power 3 3 1 0.500 L1
DeezNutz 0 7 0 0.000 L7
Deez Nuts 3 1 0 0.750 W1
Alcoholniks 0 3 1 0.125 L3
Berserkers 1 2 0 0.333 L1
Hammerheads 3 0 0 1.000 W3
SeaChickens 2 1 0 0.667 W2
The Stonely Ones 2 1 0 0.667 W1
Fermi Fission 0 2 0 0.000 L2
My Team Sucks 2 0 0 1.000 W2
Pinko Commie Bastards 1 1 0 0.500 L1
The Maulers 1 1 0 0.500 L1
BYE 1 0 0 1.000 W1

Yearly Results

Year Team Name W L T Pct PF PA Managers Finish
2005 My Team Sucks 1 13 0 0.071 742.0 829.0 Kenny Harris 8th
2004 The Maulers 5 10 0 0.333 883.0 891.0 Kenny Harris 10th
2003 The Maulers 9 6 0 0.600 880.0 851.0 Kenny Harris 4th
2002 The Maulers 7 8 0 0.467 904.0 867.0 Kenny Harris 6th
2001 The Maulers 10 6 0 0.625 889.0 818.0 Kenny Harris 4th