Team Archive

Space Lords

Space Lords are Brad Householder's scarred champion whose hardware matters more than the ledger: 2 championships, a 129-130 record across 17 CBS seasons, a peak finish of 1st, and an average finish of 5.5. The stat line is only the frame. The real story is how this franchise moved through December, built rivalries, absorbed scars, and kept showing up in the league's pressure weeks.

Spacelords Space Lords
Overall Record129-130
Championships2
Division Championships4
Average Finish5.5
Best Finish1st
Seasons17

Team Story

Space Lords read like a scarred champion whose hardware matters more than the ledger in the GNG archive. Brad Householder carries a 129-130 mark across 17 CBS seasons, with 2 championships, a best finish of 1st, and an average finish of 5.5. The league titles came in 2002, 2023, which gives the record its center of gravity. Division crowns in 2001, 2002, 2005, 2007 show the other half of the job: surviving the East Side or West Side before the Fantasy Bowl ever arrived.

The best regular-season shapes are 2002 (12-3, 1,140.0 points), 2007 (12-4, 1,087.0 points), 2001 (12-4, 1,034.0 points). The scoring peak came in 2025 with 1,437.0 points, the season where the roster had its loudest weekly punch. The finish line says the high-water mark was 1st in 2002.

The Fantasy Bowl trail is where the page gets its edge: 2001 against Big Texs Pillow Biters, won by Big Texs Pillow Biters (Spacelords 49, Big Texs Pillow Biters 66), 2002 against The Vinyl Jocks, won by Spacelords (The Vinyl Jocks 54, Spacelords 71), 2007 against Big Texs Pillow Biters, won by Big Texs Pillow Biters (Big Texs Pillow Biters 65, Spacelords 52), 2023 against Alcoholnics, won by Space Lords (Alcoholnics 52, Space Lords 74). Those games are the difference between a tidy standings profile and the kind of story managers still remember when bracket week comes back around.

The CBS Year in Review material adds texture that the tables cannot carry by themselves. 2025: Space Lords could sure use the first pick in next year's draft, as they wound up at 3 - 12, good for the worst record in the league. The fact that Space Lords had the 2nd hardest schedule this year (measured by points against) certainly had something to do with that. 2023: Dak Prescott and Space Lords take the crown. 'There can be only one.' This season, that was Space Lords.

The game recaps sharpen the identity with specific collisions: 2025 Week 14, Come with me, if you want to win: Space Lords 76, Jerrays Jerryatricians 102, 2025 Week 13, I Got This: Alcoholnics 95.5, Space Lords 80, 2025 Week 12, Really?: Pinko Commie Bastards 116, Space Lords 96. That is where the franchise stops being an archive row and becomes a sequence of Sundays, close calls, and bad matchups.

The message board gives the franchise a voice too: WTF****, I cant set my lineup??? by Space Lords - Brad Householder drew 3 comments, No last minute waiver acceptions? by Space Lords - Brad Householder drew 3 comments. Those posts are not decoration, they are the record of how the league talked while these seasons were still alive.

The most repeated collision is Too Fresh, a series sitting at 13-7 with a current L2 streak. Rivalry weight matters in this league because division paths are not decorative. They decide byes, playoff access, and which grudges keep getting refreshed.

draft context includes Josh Jacobs in 2025, Davante Adams in 2025, Mike Evans in 2025; 19 keeper records or candidates still give the roster history something to review. For Space Lords, the roster story is part of the franchise story because the keeper era made every August decision echo into December.

Regular Season Finish

All-Time Series History

OpponentWLTPctStreak
The Brainers 12 20 1 0.379 L4
Pinko Commie Bastards 14 18 0 0.438 L3
Big Tex's Pillow Biters 14 15 0 0.483 L1
Too Fresh 15 7 0 0.682 W2
Homesick Abortions 12 8 0 0.600 W1
Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum 6 9 0 0.400 L1
Troll Hoppers 8 6 0 0.571 W1
Alcoholnics 8 5 1 0.607 T1
Zombie Werewolves 1 7 1 0.167 L3
Foolio Crew 5 2 0 0.714 L1
DenBro 4 2 1 0.643 W1
The Maulers 2 3 0 0.400 L1
Austintacious 2 2 0 0.500 W1
The Big Red Machine 0 4 0 0.000 L4
4th Company Ultramar 3 1 0 0.750 W1
Jerrays Jerryatricians 1 3 0 0.250 L3
The Vinyl Jocks 2 1 0 0.667 L1
Basement Ballaz 1 2 0 0.333 L2
DJ Brinehead 1 2 0 0.333 L2
DeezNutz 1 2 0 0.333 L1
Berserkers 2 0 0 1.000 W2
Hammerheads 2 0 0 1.000 W2
Fuck Mickey Loomis 1 1 0 0.500 W1
My Team Sucks 2 0 0 1.000 W2
The Niners 2 0 0 1.000 W2
Alcoholniks 1 1 0 0.500 W1
Power 1 1 0 0.500 W1
Future Icons 0 2 0 0.000 L2
Bye 1 0 0 1.000 W1
Deez Nuts 1 0 0 1.000 W1
SeaChickens 1 0 0 1.000 W1
Cleave-A-Saurus-Rex 0 1 0 0.000 L1
Dmars Douch Rockets 0 1 0 0.000 L1
Fermi Fission 0 1 0 0.000 L1
Hawaii 55 0 0 1 0.500 T1

Yearly Results

Year Team Name W L T Pct PF PA Managers Finish
2025 Space Lords 3 12 0 0.200 1,437.0 1,587.5 Brad Householder 10th
2024 Space Lords 5 11 0 0.312 893.0 1,025.0 Brad Householder 8th
2023 Space Lords 11 7 0 0.611 1,070.0 1,070.0 Brad Householder CHAMPION
2022 Space Lords 9 6 0 0.600 862.0 855.0 Brad Householder 3rd
2015 Spacelords 7 7 0 0.500 947.0 845.0 Brad Householder 6th
2014 Spacelords 5 9 0 0.357 1,018.0 911.0 Brad Householder 9th
2013 Spacelords 10 7 0 0.588 1,154.0 1,055.0 Brad Householder 3rd
2012 Spacelords 6 9 0 0.400 1,038.0 908.0 Brad Householder 6th
2011 Spacelords 6 8 0 0.429 968.0 871.0 Brad Householder 8th
2008 Spacelords 2 12 0 0.143 816.0 856.0 Brad Householder 10th
2007 Spacelords 12 4 0 0.750 1,087.0 894.0 Brad Householder 2nd
2006 Spacelords 7 8 0 0.467 953.0 818.0 Brad Householder 6th
2005 Spacelords 9 6 0 0.600 1,058.0 899.0 Brad Householder 4th
2004 Spacelords 7 8 0 0.467 892.0 899.0 Brad Householder 7th
2003 Spacelords 6 9 0 0.400 806.0 882.0 Brad Householder 8th
2002 Spacelords 12 3 0 0.800 1,140.0 858.0 Brad Householder CHAMPION
2001 Spacelords 12 4 0 0.750 1,034.0 728.0 Brad Householder 2nd