Team Archive

The Niners

The Niners are Kris Lemerond's short-arc franchise with a concentrated archive footprint: no league titles yet, a 9-7 record across 1 CBS seasons, a peak finish of 5th, and an average finish of 5.0. The stat line is only the frame. The real story is how this franchise moved through December, built rivalries, absorbed scars, and kept showing up in the league's pressure weeks.

The Niners
Overall Record9-7
Championships0
Division Championships0
Average Finish5.0
Best Finish5th
Seasons1

Team Story

The Niners read like a short-arc franchise with a concentrated archive footprint in the GNG archive. Kris Lemerond carries a 9-7 mark across 1 CBS seasons, with no league titles yet, a best finish of 5th, and an average finish of 5.0.

The best regular-season shapes are 2007 (9-7, 987.0 points). The scoring peak came in 2007 with 987.0 points, the season where the roster had its loudest weekly punch. The finish line says the high-water mark was 5th in 2007.

The most repeated collision is Big Tex's Pillow Biters, a series sitting at 7-6 with a current L1 streak. Rivalry weight matters in this league because division paths are not decorative. They decide byes, playoff access, and which grudges keep getting refreshed.

draft context includes Cedric Benson in 2007, Marc Bulger in 2007, Terrell Owens in 2007. For The Niners, the roster story is part of the franchise story because the keeper era made every August decision echo into December.

The compact record is part of the charm here. The Niners does not need a full dynasty arc to have a place in the archive. The available evidence points to a team defined by its active windows, its schedule damage, and the way Kris Lemerond's seasons intersected with deeper league stories around playoff access, draft swings, and division traffic.

The compact record is part of the charm here. The Niners does not need a full dynasty arc to have a place in the archive. The available evidence points to a team defined by its active windows, its schedule damage, and the way Kris Lemerond's seasons intersected with deeper league stories around playoff access, draft swings, and division traffic.

Trophy Shelf

No league championship trophy is on this shelf yet.

Regular Season Finish

All-Time Series History

OpponentWLTPctStreak
4th Company Ultramar 2 1 0 0.667 W2
Big Texs Pillow Biters 1 2 0 0.333 L1
Homesick Abortions 2 0 0 1.000 W2
DJ Brinehead 1 1 0 0.500 W1
Spacelords 0 2 0 0.000 L2
Pinko Commie Bastards 1 0 0 1.000 W1
The Brainers 1 0 0 1.000 W1
Troll Hoppers 1 0 0 1.000 W1
Too Fresh 0 1 0 0.000 L1

Yearly Results

Year Team Name W L T Pct PF PA Managers Finish
2007 The Niners 9 7 0 0.562 987.0 838.0 Kris Lemerond 5th