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Too Fresh

Too Fresh are Gerald Erickson's proven title threat: 2 championships, a 99-72 record across 11 CBS seasons, a peak finish of 1st, and an average finish still under review. The stat line is only the frame. The real story is how this franchise moved through December, built rivalries, absorbed scars, and kept showing up in the league's pressure weeks.

Too Fresh
Overall Record99-72
Championships2
Division Championships4
Average Finish3.8
Best Finish1st
Seasons11

Team Story

Too Fresh read like a proven title threat in the GNG archive. Gerald Erickson carries a 99-72 mark across 11 CBS seasons, with 2 championships, a best finish of 1st, and an average finish still under review. The league titles came in 2009, 2011, which gives the record its center of gravity. Division crowns in 2003, 2008, 2009 show the other half of the job: surviving the East Side or West Side before the Fantasy Bowl ever arrived.

The best regular-season shapes are 2008 (12-3, 995.0 points), 2003 (11-4, 864.0 points), 2006 (11-5, 1,120.0 points). The scoring peak came in 2011 with 1,222.0 points, the season where the roster had its loudest weekly punch. The finish line says the high-water mark was 1st in 2011.

The Fantasy Bowl trail is where the page gets its edge: 2004 against Big Texs Pillow Biters, won by Too Fresh (Too Fresh 77, Big Texs Pillow Biters 26), 2009 against Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum, won by Too Fresh (Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum 57, Too Fresh 69), 2011 against Big Texs Pillow Biters, won by Too Fresh (Too Fresh 91, Big Texs Pillow Biters 40). Those games are the difference between a tidy standings profile and the kind of story managers still remember when bracket week comes back around.

The message board gives the franchise a voice too: Manual Draft Order Set by Big Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes, This Week Winners Take All by Big Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes. Those posts are not decoration, they are the record of how the league talked while these seasons were still alive.

The most repeated collision is The Brainers, a series sitting at 15-11 with a current L4 streak. Rivalry weight matters in this league because division paths are not decorative. They decide byes, playoff access, and which grudges keep getting refreshed.

draft context includes Calvin Johnson in 2011, Tony Romo in 2011, Ryan Mathews in 2011; 1 keeper records or candidates still give the roster history something to review. For Too Fresh, the roster story is part of the franchise story because the keeper era made every August decision echo into December.

Regular Season Finish

All-Time Series History

OpponentWLTPctStreak
The Brainers 15 11 0 0.577 L4
Pinko Commie Bastards 15 9 0 0.625 W3
Spacelords 7 15 0 0.318 L2
Big Texs Pillow Biters 9 8 0 0.529 W3
Troll Hoppers 9 6 0 0.600 W2
Homesick Abortions 3 6 0 0.333 L5
4th Company Ultramar 4 3 1 0.563 W1
Foolio Crew 6 0 0 1.000 W6
Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum 2 2 1 0.500 W1
Power 3 0 0 1.000 W3
Basement Ballaz 2 1 0 0.667 W2
DJ Brinehead 1 2 0 0.333 L2
DeezNutz 1 2 0 0.333 L1
The Maulers 1 2 0 0.333 W1
Berserkers 2 0 0 1.000 W2
Hammerheads 2 0 0 1.000 W2
The Saints 1 1 0 0.500 L1
Deez Nuts 2 0 0 1.000 W2
My Team Sucks 2 0 0 1.000 W2
Alcoholniks 1 1 0 0.500 L1
Future Icons 1 1 0 0.500 L1
Hawaii 55 1 0 1 0.750 W1
The Vinyl Jocks 1 1 0 0.500 W1
Alcoholnics 1 0 0 1.000 W1
Dmars Douch Rockets 1 0 0 1.000 W1
Fermi Fission 1 0 0 1.000 W1
SeaChickens 1 0 0 1.000 W1
The Niners 1 0 0 1.000 W1
The Stonely Ones 1 0 0 1.000 W1

Yearly Results

Year Team Name W L T Pct PF PA Managers Finish
2011 Too Fresh 10 7 0 0.588 1,222.0 1,063.0 2nd
2010 Too Fresh 4 10 0 0.286 894.0 897.0 8th
2009 Too Fresh 10 6 0 0.625 1,038.0 989.0 3rd
2008 Too Fresh 12 3 0 0.800 995.0 754.0 2nd
2007 Too Fresh 9 7 0 0.562 1,031.0 920.0 4th
2006 Too Fresh 11 5 0 0.688 1,120.0 888.0 1st
2005 Too Fresh 6 8 0 0.429 950.0 840.0 6th
2004 Too Fresh 10 7 0 0.588 1,140.0 970.0 2nd
2003 Too Fresh 11 4 0 0.733 864.0 850.0 2nd
2002 Too Fresh 5 10 0 0.333 888.0 933.0 9th
2001 Too Fresh 11 5 0 0.688 911.0 821.0 3rd