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Troll Hoppers

Troll Hoppers are Kenneth Hendershott's trophy-heavy cornerstone: 3 championships, a 64-61 record across 8 CBS seasons, a peak finish of 1st, and an average finish of 3.6. The stat line is only the frame. The real story is how this franchise moved through December, built rivalries, absorbed scars, and kept showing up in the league's pressure weeks.

Troll Hoppers
Overall Record64-61
Championships3
Division Championships1
Average Finish3.6
Best Finish1st
Seasons8

Team Story

Troll Hoppers read like a trophy-heavy cornerstone in the GNG archive. Kenneth Hendershott carries a 64-61 mark across 8 CBS seasons, with 3 championships, a best finish of 1st, and an average finish of 3.6. The league titles came in 2006, 2008, 2012, which gives the record its center of gravity. Division crowns in 2011 show the other half of the job: surviving the East Side or West Side before the Fantasy Bowl ever arrived.

The best regular-season shapes are 2008 (13-4, 1,053.0 points), 2011 (9-6, 1,184.0 points), 2012 (9-8, 1,141.0 points). The scoring peak came in 2011 with 1,184.0 points, the season where the roster had its loudest weekly punch. The finish line says the high-water mark was 1st in 2006.

The Fantasy Bowl trail is where the page gets its edge: 2006 against Future Icons, won by Troll Hoppers (Future Icons 65, Troll Hoppers 81), 2008 against DJ Brinehead, won by Troll Hoppers (Troll Hoppers 76, DJ Brinehead 63), 2012 against Big Texs Pillow Biters, won by Troll Hoppers (Big Texs Pillow Biters 79, Troll Hoppers 85). Those games are the difference between a tidy standings profile and the kind of story managers still remember when bracket week comes back around.

The message board gives the franchise a voice too: Cya! Photo by USATSI Spacelords had no chance as Calvin Johnson got the job done by Fantasy Journalist drew 1 comments, Go Troll Hoppers!!! by Space Lords - Brad Householder drew 1 comments. Those posts are not decoration, they are the record of how the league talked while these seasons were still alive.

The most repeated collision is The Brainers, a series sitting at 10-10-1 with a current W3 streak. Rivalry weight matters in this league because division paths are not decorative. They decide byes, playoff access, and which grudges keep getting refreshed.

draft context includes Stevan Ridley in 2013, Jimmy Graham in 2013, Reggie Bush in 2013; 12 keeper records or candidates still give the roster history something to review. For Troll Hoppers, the roster story is part of the franchise story because the keeper era made every August decision echo into December.

Regular Season Finish

All-Time Series History

OpponentWLTPctStreak
The Brainers 10 9 1 0.525 W3
Pinko Commie Bastards 11 4 0 0.733 W1
Too Fresh 6 9 0 0.400 L2
Spacelords 6 8 0 0.429 L1
Homesick Abortions 6 6 1 0.500 L2
Big Tex's Pillow Biters 5 7 1 0.423 L1
4th Company Ultramar 4 4 0 0.500 W1
Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum 4 3 1 0.563 W1
DJ Brinehead 4 1 0 0.800 W3
Alcoholnics 3 2 0 0.600 W1
Future Icons 2 1 0 0.667 W2
The Saints 1 1 0 0.500 W1
Dmars Douch Rockets 2 0 0 1.000 W2
Hawaii 55 0 1 0 0.000 L1
The Niners 0 1 0 0.000 L1

Yearly Results

Year Team Name W L T Pct PF PA Managers Finish
2013 Troll Hoppers 7 8 0 0.467 1,050.0 911.0 Kenneth Hendershott 5th
2012 Troll Hoppers 9 8 0 0.529 1,141.0 1,112.0 Kenneth Hendershott CHAMPION
2011 Troll Hoppers 9 6 0 0.600 1,184.0 949.0 Kenneth Hendershott 2nd
2010 Troll Hoppers 7 9 0 0.438 971.0 977.0 Kenneth Hendershott 4th
2009 Troll Hoppers 4 10 0 0.286 983.0 936.0 Kenneth Hendershott 8th
2008 Troll Hoppers 13 4 0 0.765 1,053.0 953.0 Kenneth Hendershott CHAMPION
2007 Troll Hoppers 6 8 0 0.429 1,040.0 866.0 Kenneth Hendershott 7th
2006 Troll Hoppers 9 8 0 0.529 1,028.0 999.0 Kenneth Hendershott CHAMPION