Alcoholnics

Team Story

Alcoholnics Nick Claeboe read like a scarred champion whose hardware matters more than the ledger in the GNG archive. Nick Claeboe carries a 117-130 mark across 16 CBS seasons, with 1 championship, a best finish of 1st, and an average finish of 5.2. The league titles came in 2017, which gives the record its center of gravity. Division crowns in 2017, 2023 show the other half of the job: surviving the East Side or West Side before the Fantasy Bowl ever arrived.

The best regular-season shapes are 2017 (10-6, 908.0 points), 2016 (9-6, 1,041.0 points), 2020 (10-7, 1,216.0 points). The scoring peak came in 2025 with 1,522.5 points, the season where the roster had its loudest weekly punch. The finish line says the high-water mark was 1st in 2017.

The Fantasy Bowl trail is where the page gets its edge: 2015 against Alcoholnics, won by The Brainers (Alcoholnics 33, The Brainers 64), 2017 against DenBro, won by Alcoholnics (DenBro 54, Alcoholnics 80), 2020 against Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum, won by Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum (Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum 71, Alcoholnics 70), 2023 against Alcoholnics, won by Space Lords (Alcoholnics 52, Space Lords 74). Those games are the difference between a tidy standings profile and the kind of story managers still remember when bracket week comes back around.

The CBS Year in Review material adds texture that the tables cannot carry by themselves. 2023: They finished off 2023 with a 74 to 52 victory over Alcoholnics, giving them an 11 - 7 final record. Alcoholnics did well enough in their draft to finish up in second place for the year with a 10 - 7 record. 2022: Meanwhile, Coach Nick Claeboe could only dream about good running back play this year, as Alcoholnics' running backs were the worst in the league, coming up with only 10.57 points per game.

The game recaps sharpen the identity with specific collisions: 2025 Week 14, Demolition Derby: Homesick Abortions 55.5, Alcoholnics 122, 2025 Week 13, I Got This: Alcoholnics 95.5, Space Lords 80, 2025 Week 12, Come on guys...: Homesick Abortions 100, Alcoholnics 99. That is where the franchise stops being an archive row and becomes a sequence of Sundays, close calls, and bad matchups.

The message board gives the franchise a voice too: special teams fumbles on individual players by Alcoholnics - Nick Claeboe drew 6 comments, On the Block Update: Alcoholnics by Alcoholnics - Nick Claeboe drew 6 comments. Those posts are not decoration, they are the record of how the league talked while these seasons were still alive.

The most repeated collision is The Brainers, a series sitting at 21-15 with a current W1 streak. Rivalry weight matters in this league because division paths are not decorative. They decide byes, playoff access, and which grudges keep getting refreshed.

draft context includes Nico Collins in 2025, Brock Bowers in 2025, Omarion Hampton in 2025; 46 keeper records or candidates still give the roster history something to review. For Alcoholnics Nick Claeboe, the roster story is part of the franchise story because the keeper era made every August decision echo into December.