Team Archive

Jerrays Jerryatricians

Jerrays Jerryatricians are Todd Marquis's distinct archive chapter: no league titles yet, a 24-24 record across 4 CBS seasons, a peak finish of N/A, and an average finish still under review. The stat line is only the frame. The real story is how this franchise moved through December, built rivalries, absorbed scars, and kept showing up in the league's pressure weeks.

Jerrays Jerryatricians
Overall Record24-24
Championships0
Division Championships0
Average Finish6.3
Best Finish4th
Seasons4

Team Story

Jerrays Jerryatricians read like a distinct archive chapter in the GNG archive. Todd Marquis carries a 24-24 mark across 4 CBS seasons, with no league titles yet, a best finish of N/A, and an average finish still under review.

The best regular-season shapes are 2023 (9-7, 1,001.0 points), 2025 (9-8, 1,688.0 points), 2024 (6-9, 886.0 points). The scoring peak came in 2025 with 1,688.0 points, the season where the roster had its loudest weekly punch.

The game recaps sharpen the identity with specific collisions: 2025 Week 17, Winning Ways: Jerrays Jerryatricians 85, The Brainers 93.5, 2025 Week 16, No Threat: Zombie Werewolves 73.5, Jerrays Jerryatricians 114.5, 2025 Week 15, More Please: Jerrays Jerryatricians 95, The Big Red Machine 111.5. That is where the franchise stops being an archive row and becomes a sequence of Sundays, close calls, and bad matchups.

The most repeated collision is The Brainers, a series sitting at 4-6 with a current L2 streak. Rivalry weight matters in this league because division paths are not decorative. They decide byes, playoff access, and which grudges keep getting refreshed.

draft context includes Kyren Williams in 2025, Puka Nacua in 2025, Drake London in 2025; 1 keeper records or candidates still give the roster history something to review. For Jerrays Jerryatricians, the roster story is part of the franchise story because the keeper era made every August decision echo into December.

The compact record is part of the charm here. Jerrays Jerryatricians does not need a full dynasty arc to have a place in the archive. The available evidence points to a team defined by its active windows, its schedule damage, and the way Todd Marquis's seasons intersected with deeper league stories around playoff access, draft swings, and division traffic.

Trophy Shelf

No league championship trophy is on this shelf yet.

Regular Season Finish

All-Time Series History

OpponentWLTPctStreak
The Brainers 4 4 0 0.500 L2
Zombie Werewolves 4 3 0 0.571 W1
Alcoholnics 2 4 0 0.333 L1
Pinko Commie Bastards 2 4 0 0.333 L1
Homesick Abortions 3 1 0 0.750 W2
Space Lords 3 1 0 0.750 W3
The Big Red Machine 0 4 0 0.000 L4
Big Tex's Pillow Biters 2 1 0 0.667 W2
Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum 2 1 0 0.667 W1
DenBro 2 0 0 1.000 W2
Fuck Mickey Loomis 0 1 0 0.000 L1

Yearly Results

Year Team Name W L T Pct PF PA Managers Finish
2025 Jerrays Jerryatricians 9 8 0 0.529 1,688.0 1,669.5 4th
2024 Jerrays Jerryatricians 6 9 0 0.400 886.0 922.0 7th
2023 Jerrays Jerryatricians 9 7 0 0.562 1,001.0 941.0 4th
2022 Jerrays Jerryatricians 0 0 0 0.000 0.0 0.0 10th