Team Archive

Austintacious

Austintacious are Austin Connell's short-arc franchise with a concentrated archive footprint: no league titles yet, a 16-14 record across 2 CBS seasons, a peak finish of N/A, and an average finish still under review. The stat line is only the frame. The real story is how this franchise moved through December, built rivalries, absorbed scars, and kept showing up in the league's pressure weeks.

Austintacious
Overall Record16-14
Championships0
Division Championships0
Average Finish5.0
Best Finish3rd
Seasons2

Team Story

Austintacious read like a short-arc franchise with a concentrated archive footprint in the GNG archive. Austin Connell carries a 16-14 mark across 2 CBS seasons, with no league titles yet, a best finish of N/A, and an average finish still under review.

The best regular-season shapes are 2015 (9-6, 1,113.0 points), 2014 (7-8, 889.0 points). The scoring peak came in 2015 with 1,113.0 points, the season where the roster had its loudest weekly punch.

The message board gives the franchise a voice too: Play-Offs by Big Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes. Those posts are not decoration, they are the record of how the league talked while these seasons were still alive.

The most repeated collision is The Brainers, a series sitting at 2-3 with a current L1 streak. Rivalry weight matters in this league because division paths are not decorative. They decide byes, playoff access, and which grudges keep getting refreshed.

draft context includes Dez Bryant in 2015, A.J. Green in 2015, Justin Forsett in 2015; 2 keeper records or candidates still give the roster history something to review. For Austintacious, the roster story is part of the franchise story because the keeper era made every August decision echo into December.

The compact record is part of the charm here. Austintacious does not need a full dynasty arc to have a place in the archive. The available evidence points to a team defined by its active windows, its schedule damage, and the way Austin Connell's seasons intersected with deeper league stories around playoff access, draft swings, and division traffic.

The compact record is part of the charm here. Austintacious does not need a full dynasty arc to have a place in the archive. The available evidence points to a team defined by its active windows, its schedule damage, and the way Austin Connell's seasons intersected with deeper league stories around playoff access, draft swings, and division traffic.

Trophy Shelf

No league championship trophy is on this shelf yet.

Regular Season Finish

All-Time Series History

OpponentWLTPctStreak
The Brainers 2 3 0 0.400 L1
Pinko Commie Bastards 2 2 0 0.500 L1
Spacelords 2 2 0 0.500 L1
Zombie Werewolves 2 2 0 0.500 L1
Big Tex's Pillow Biters 3 0 0 1.000 W3
Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum 0 3 0 0.000 L3
Homesick Abortions 2 0 0 1.000 W2
Alcoholniks 1 1 0 0.500 W1
Cleave-A-Saurus-Rex 1 0 0 1.000 W1
DenBro 1 0 0 1.000 W1

Yearly Results

Year Team Name W L T Pct PF PA Managers Finish
2015 Austintacious 9 6 0 0.600 1,113.0 890.0 3rd
2014 Austintacious 7 8 0 0.467 889.0 984.0 7th