Team Archive
Black Micahs
Black Micahs are Micah Russell's distinct archive chapter: no league titles yet, a 44-33 record across 5 CBS seasons, a peak finish of N/A, and an average finish still under review. The stat line is only the frame. The real story is how this franchise moved through December, built rivalries, absorbed scars, and kept showing up in the league's pressure weeks.
Team Story
Black Micahs read like a distinct archive chapter in the GNG archive. Micah Russell carries a 44-33 mark across 5 CBS seasons, with no league titles yet, a best finish of N/A, and an average finish still under review.
The best regular-season shapes are 2018 (11-6, 1,197.0 points), 2019 (10-6, 1,088.0 points), 2017 (9-7, 1,071.0 points). The scoring peak came in 2018 with 1,197.0 points, the season where the roster had its loudest weekly punch.
The Fantasy Bowl trail is where the page gets its edge: 2018 against Big Tex's Pillow Biters, won by Big Tex's Pillow Biters (Black Micahs 71, Big Tex's Pillow Biters 77). Those games are the difference between a tidy standings profile and the kind of story managers still remember when bracket week comes back around.
The CBS Year in Review material adds texture that the tables cannot carry by themselves. 2020: Meanwhile, Coach Micah Russell could only dream about good running back play this year, as Black Micahs' running backs were the worst in the league, coming up with only 8.86 points per game. 2018: Big Tex's Pillow Biters finished off 2018 with a 77 to 71 victory over Black Micahs, giving them an 11 - 5 final record.
The game recaps sharpen the identity with specific collisions: 2021 Week 14, Come on guys...: DenBro 68, Black Micahs 75, 2021 Week 13, Wish Granted: SkinFan 47, Black Micahs 19, 2021 Week 12, Getting Up Off the Mat: Black Micahs 55, Homesick Abortions 52. That is where the franchise stops being an archive row and becomes a sequence of Sundays, close calls, and bad matchups.
The message board gives the franchise a voice too: SuperBowl Pay Out by Big Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes drew 1 comments, Next Year Draft by Big Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes. Those posts are not decoration, they are the record of how the league talked while these seasons were still alive.
The most repeated collision is Alcoholniks, a series sitting at 8-4 with a current L1 streak. Rivalry weight matters in this league because division paths are not decorative. They decide byes, playoff access, and which grudges keep getting refreshed.
draft context includes Tyreek Hill in 2021, Kyle Pitts in 2021, DeAndre Hopkins in 2021; 4 keeper records or candidates still give the roster history something to review. For Black Micahs, the roster story is part of the franchise story because the keeper era made every August decision echo into December.
Trophy Shelf
No league championship trophy is on this shelf yet.
Rivalry Highlights
Season Arc
Regular Season Finish
All-Time Series History
| Opponent | W | L | T | Pct | Streak |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alcoholniks | 8 | 4 | 0 | 0.667 | L1 |
| Zombie Werewolves | 7 | 4 | 1 | 0.625 | L2 |
| The Brainers | 5 | 7 | 0 | 0.417 | L1 |
| Pinko Commie Bastards | 7 | 3 | 0 | 0.700 | W2 |
| Big Tex's Pillow Biters | 5 | 2 | 0 | 0.714 | L1 |
| Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum | 2 | 4 | 1 | 0.357 | L4 |
| DenBro | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0.833 | W4 |
| Homesick Abortions | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0.333 | W1 |
| SkinFan | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0.600 | L2 |
Yearly Results
| Year | Team Name | W | L | T | Pct | PF | PA | Managers | Finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2021 | Black Micahs | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0.500 | 781.0 | 868.0 | 6th | |
| 2020 | Black Micahs | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0.500 | 918.0 | 847.0 | 6th | |
| 2019 | Black Micahs | 10 | 6 | 0 | 0.625 | 1,088.0 | 1,012.0 | 3rd | |
| 2018 | Black Micahs | 11 | 6 | 0 | 0.647 | 1,197.0 | 1,056.0 | 2nd | |
| 2017 | Black Micahs | 9 | 7 | 0 | 0.562 | 1,071.0 | 932.0 | 2nd |

