Team Archive

Black Micahs

Black Micahs are Micah Russell's distinct archive chapter: no league titles yet, a 44-33 record across 5 CBS seasons, a peak finish of N/A, and an average finish still under review. The stat line is only the frame. The real story is how this franchise moved through December, built rivalries, absorbed scars, and kept showing up in the league's pressure weeks.

Black Micahs
Overall Record44-33
Championships0
Division Championships0
Average Finish3.8
Best Finish2nd
Seasons5

Team Story

Black Micahs read like a distinct archive chapter in the GNG archive. Micah Russell carries a 44-33 mark across 5 CBS seasons, with no league titles yet, a best finish of N/A, and an average finish still under review.

The best regular-season shapes are 2018 (11-6, 1,197.0 points), 2019 (10-6, 1,088.0 points), 2017 (9-7, 1,071.0 points). The scoring peak came in 2018 with 1,197.0 points, the season where the roster had its loudest weekly punch.

The Fantasy Bowl trail is where the page gets its edge: 2018 against Big Tex's Pillow Biters, won by Big Tex's Pillow Biters (Black Micahs 71, Big Tex's Pillow Biters 77). Those games are the difference between a tidy standings profile and the kind of story managers still remember when bracket week comes back around.

The CBS Year in Review material adds texture that the tables cannot carry by themselves. 2020: Meanwhile, Coach Micah Russell could only dream about good running back play this year, as Black Micahs' running backs were the worst in the league, coming up with only 8.86 points per game. 2018: Big Tex's Pillow Biters finished off 2018 with a 77 to 71 victory over Black Micahs, giving them an 11 - 5 final record.

The game recaps sharpen the identity with specific collisions: 2021 Week 14, Come on guys...: DenBro 68, Black Micahs 75, 2021 Week 13, Wish Granted: SkinFan 47, Black Micahs 19, 2021 Week 12, Getting Up Off the Mat: Black Micahs 55, Homesick Abortions 52. That is where the franchise stops being an archive row and becomes a sequence of Sundays, close calls, and bad matchups.

The message board gives the franchise a voice too: SuperBowl Pay Out by Big Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes drew 1 comments, Next Year Draft by Big Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes. Those posts are not decoration, they are the record of how the league talked while these seasons were still alive.

The most repeated collision is Alcoholniks, a series sitting at 8-4 with a current L1 streak. Rivalry weight matters in this league because division paths are not decorative. They decide byes, playoff access, and which grudges keep getting refreshed.

draft context includes Tyreek Hill in 2021, Kyle Pitts in 2021, DeAndre Hopkins in 2021; 4 keeper records or candidates still give the roster history something to review. For Black Micahs, the roster story is part of the franchise story because the keeper era made every August decision echo into December.

Trophy Shelf

No league championship trophy is on this shelf yet.

Regular Season Finish

All-Time Series History

OpponentWLTPctStreak
Alcoholniks 8 4 0 0.667 L1
Zombie Werewolves 7 4 1 0.625 L2
The Brainers 5 7 0 0.417 L1
Pinko Commie Bastards 7 3 0 0.700 W2
Big Tex's Pillow Biters 5 2 0 0.714 L1
Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum 2 4 1 0.357 L4
DenBro 5 1 0 0.833 W4
Homesick Abortions 2 4 0 0.333 W1
SkinFan 3 2 0 0.600 L2

Yearly Results

Year Team Name W L T Pct PF PA Managers Finish
2021 Black Micahs 7 7 0 0.500 781.0 868.0 6th
2020 Black Micahs 7 7 0 0.500 918.0 847.0 6th
2019 Black Micahs 10 6 0 0.625 1,088.0 1,012.0 3rd
2018 Black Micahs 11 6 0 0.647 1,197.0 1,056.0 2nd
2017 Black Micahs 9 7 0 0.562 1,071.0 932.0 2nd