Team Archive
Dmars Douch Rockets
Dmars Douch Rockets are David Mariano's short-arc franchise with a concentrated archive footprint: no league titles yet, a 7-7 record across 1 CBS seasons, a peak finish of 6th, and an average finish of 6.0. The stat line is only the frame. The real story is how this franchise moved through December, built rivalries, absorbed scars, and kept showing up in the league's pressure weeks.
Team Story
Dmars Douch Rockets read like a short-arc franchise with a concentrated archive footprint in the GNG archive. David Mariano carries a 7-7 mark across 1 CBS seasons, with no league titles yet, a best finish of 6th, and an average finish of 6.0.
The best regular-season shapes are 2011 (7-7, 977.0 points). The scoring peak came in 2011 with 977.0 points, the season where the roster had its loudest weekly punch. The finish line says the high-water mark was 6th in 2011.
The message board gives the franchise a voice too: Manual Draft Order Set by Big Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes. Those posts are not decoration, they are the record of how the league talked while these seasons were still alive.
draft context includes Aaron Rodgers in 2011, Darren McFadden in 2011, Matt Forte in 2011. For Dmars Douch Rockets, the roster story is part of the franchise story because the keeper era made every August decision echo into December.
The compact record is part of the charm here. Dmars Douch Rockets does not need a full dynasty arc to have a place in the archive. The available evidence points to a team defined by its active windows, its schedule damage, and the way David Mariano's seasons intersected with deeper league stories around playoff access, draft swings, and division traffic.
The compact record is part of the charm here. Dmars Douch Rockets does not need a full dynasty arc to have a place in the archive. The available evidence points to a team defined by its active windows, its schedule damage, and the way David Mariano's seasons intersected with deeper league stories around playoff access, draft swings, and division traffic.
Trophy Shelf
No league championship trophy is on this shelf yet.
Rivalry Highlights
Season Arc
Regular Season Finish
All-Time Series History
| Opponent | W | L | T | Pct | Streak |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Big Texs Pillow Biters | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1.000 | W2 |
| Alcoholnics | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0.500 | W1 |
| Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0.500 | W1 |
| Homesick Abortions | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0.000 | L2 |
| Troll Hoppers | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0.000 | L2 |
| Pinko Commie Bastards | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1.000 | W1 |
| Spacelords | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1.000 | W1 |
| The Brainers | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1.000 | W1 |
| Too Fresh | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.000 | L1 |
Yearly Results
| Year | Team Name | W | L | T | Pct | PF | PA | Managers | Finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2011 | Dmars Douch Rockets | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0.500 | 977.0 | 853.0 | David Mariano | 6th |


