Team Archive

Dmars Douch Rockets

Dmars Douch Rockets are David Mariano's short-arc franchise with a concentrated archive footprint: no league titles yet, a 7-7 record across 1 CBS seasons, a peak finish of 6th, and an average finish of 6.0. The stat line is only the frame. The real story is how this franchise moved through December, built rivalries, absorbed scars, and kept showing up in the league's pressure weeks.

Dmars Douch Rockets
Overall Record7-7
Championships0
Division Championships0
Average Finish6.0
Best Finish6th
Seasons1

Team Story

Dmars Douch Rockets read like a short-arc franchise with a concentrated archive footprint in the GNG archive. David Mariano carries a 7-7 mark across 1 CBS seasons, with no league titles yet, a best finish of 6th, and an average finish of 6.0.

The best regular-season shapes are 2011 (7-7, 977.0 points). The scoring peak came in 2011 with 977.0 points, the season where the roster had its loudest weekly punch. The finish line says the high-water mark was 6th in 2011.

The message board gives the franchise a voice too: Manual Draft Order Set by Big Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes. Those posts are not decoration, they are the record of how the league talked while these seasons were still alive.

draft context includes Aaron Rodgers in 2011, Darren McFadden in 2011, Matt Forte in 2011. For Dmars Douch Rockets, the roster story is part of the franchise story because the keeper era made every August decision echo into December.

The compact record is part of the charm here. Dmars Douch Rockets does not need a full dynasty arc to have a place in the archive. The available evidence points to a team defined by its active windows, its schedule damage, and the way David Mariano's seasons intersected with deeper league stories around playoff access, draft swings, and division traffic.

The compact record is part of the charm here. Dmars Douch Rockets does not need a full dynasty arc to have a place in the archive. The available evidence points to a team defined by its active windows, its schedule damage, and the way David Mariano's seasons intersected with deeper league stories around playoff access, draft swings, and division traffic.

Trophy Shelf

No league championship trophy is on this shelf yet.

Regular Season Finish

All-Time Series History

OpponentWLTPctStreak
Big Texs Pillow Biters 2 0 0 1.000 W2
Alcoholnics 1 1 0 0.500 W1
Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum 1 1 0 0.500 W1
Homesick Abortions 0 2 0 0.000 L2
Troll Hoppers 0 2 0 0.000 L2
Pinko Commie Bastards 1 0 0 1.000 W1
Spacelords 1 0 0 1.000 W1
The Brainers 1 0 0 1.000 W1
Too Fresh 0 1 0 0.000 L1

Yearly Results

Year Team Name W L T Pct PF PA Managers Finish
2011 Dmars Douch Rockets 7 7 0 0.500 977.0 853.0 David Mariano 6th