Team Archive
DJ Brinehead
DJ Brinehead are Daniel Briney's short-arc franchise with a concentrated archive footprint: no league titles yet, a 20-24 record across 3 CBS seasons, a peak finish of 3rd, and an average finish of 7.0. The stat line is only the frame. The real story is how this franchise moved through December, built rivalries, absorbed scars, and kept showing up in the league's pressure weeks.
Team Story
DJ Brinehead read like a short-arc franchise with a concentrated archive footprint in the GNG archive. Daniel Briney carries a 20-24 mark across 3 CBS seasons, with no league titles yet, a best finish of 3rd, and an average finish of 7.0. Division crowns in 2008 show the other half of the job: surviving the East Side or West Side before the Fantasy Bowl ever arrived.
The best regular-season shapes are 2008 (11-5, 1,055.0 points), 2007 (5-9, 938.0 points), 2009 (4-10, 924.0 points). The scoring peak came in 2008 with 1,055.0 points, the season where the roster had its loudest weekly punch. The finish line says the high-water mark was 3rd in 2008.
The Fantasy Bowl trail is where the page gets its edge: 2008 against Troll Hoppers, won by Troll Hoppers (Troll Hoppers 76, DJ Brinehead 63). Those games are the difference between a tidy standings profile and the kind of story managers still remember when bracket week comes back around.
The message board gives the franchise a voice too: Next season draft order.. by Big Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes, Superbowl by Big Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes. Those posts are not decoration, they are the record of how the league talked while these seasons were still alive.
The most repeated collision is 4th Company Ultramar, a series sitting at 2-6 with a current L5 streak. Rivalry weight matters in this league because division paths are not decorative. They decide byes, playoff access, and which grudges keep getting refreshed.
draft context includes Marion Barber in 2009, Kurt Warner in 2009, T.J. Houshmandzadeh in 2009; 3 keeper records or candidates still give the roster history something to review. For DJ Brinehead, the roster story is part of the franchise story because the keeper era made every August decision echo into December.
Trophy Shelf
Division Championships
Rivalry Highlights
Season Arc
Regular Season Finish
All-Time Series History
| Opponent | W | L | T | Pct | Streak |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Homesick Abortions | 5 | 2 | 0 | 0.714 | W4 |
| Big Texs Pillow Biters | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0.333 | L2 |
| 4th Company Ultramar | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0.167 | L5 |
| Troll Hoppers | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0.200 | L3 |
| Spacelords | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0.667 | W2 |
| The Brainers | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0.667 | L1 |
| Too Fresh | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0.667 | W2 |
| Pinko Commie Bastards | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0.333 | L1 |
| Hawaii 55 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1.000 | W2 |
| Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0.500 | L1 |
| The Niners | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0.500 | L1 |
| The Saints | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0.000 | L2 |
Yearly Results
| Year | Team Name | W | L | T | Pct | PF | PA | Managers | Finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009 | DJ Brinehead | 4 | 10 | 0 | 0.286 | 924.0 | 844.0 | Daniel Briney | 10th |
| 2008 | DJ Brinehead | 11 | 5 | 0 | 0.688 | 1,055.0 | 853.0 | Daniel Briney | 3rd |
| 2007 | DJ Brinehead | 5 | 9 | 0 | 0.357 | 938.0 | 830.0 | Daniel Briney | 8th |


