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DJ Brinehead

DJ Brinehead are Daniel Briney's short-arc franchise with a concentrated archive footprint: no league titles yet, a 20-24 record across 3 CBS seasons, a peak finish of 3rd, and an average finish of 7.0. The stat line is only the frame. The real story is how this franchise moved through December, built rivalries, absorbed scars, and kept showing up in the league's pressure weeks.

DJ Brinehead
Overall Record20-24
Championships0
Division Championships1
Average Finish7.0
Best Finish3rd
Seasons3

Team Story

DJ Brinehead read like a short-arc franchise with a concentrated archive footprint in the GNG archive. Daniel Briney carries a 20-24 mark across 3 CBS seasons, with no league titles yet, a best finish of 3rd, and an average finish of 7.0. Division crowns in 2008 show the other half of the job: surviving the East Side or West Side before the Fantasy Bowl ever arrived.

The best regular-season shapes are 2008 (11-5, 1,055.0 points), 2007 (5-9, 938.0 points), 2009 (4-10, 924.0 points). The scoring peak came in 2008 with 1,055.0 points, the season where the roster had its loudest weekly punch. The finish line says the high-water mark was 3rd in 2008.

The Fantasy Bowl trail is where the page gets its edge: 2008 against Troll Hoppers, won by Troll Hoppers (Troll Hoppers 76, DJ Brinehead 63). Those games are the difference between a tidy standings profile and the kind of story managers still remember when bracket week comes back around.

The message board gives the franchise a voice too: Next season draft order.. by Big Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes, Superbowl by Big Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes. Those posts are not decoration, they are the record of how the league talked while these seasons were still alive.

The most repeated collision is 4th Company Ultramar, a series sitting at 2-6 with a current L5 streak. Rivalry weight matters in this league because division paths are not decorative. They decide byes, playoff access, and which grudges keep getting refreshed.

draft context includes Marion Barber in 2009, Kurt Warner in 2009, T.J. Houshmandzadeh in 2009; 3 keeper records or candidates still give the roster history something to review. For DJ Brinehead, the roster story is part of the franchise story because the keeper era made every August decision echo into December.

Regular Season Finish

All-Time Series History

OpponentWLTPctStreak
Homesick Abortions 5 2 0 0.714 W4
Big Texs Pillow Biters 2 4 0 0.333 L2
4th Company Ultramar 1 5 0 0.167 L5
Troll Hoppers 1 4 0 0.200 L3
Spacelords 2 1 0 0.667 W2
The Brainers 2 1 0 0.667 L1
Too Fresh 2 1 0 0.667 W2
Pinko Commie Bastards 1 2 0 0.333 L1
Hawaii 55 2 0 0 1.000 W2
Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum 1 1 0 0.500 L1
The Niners 1 1 0 0.500 L1
The Saints 0 2 0 0.000 L2

Yearly Results

Year Team Name W L T Pct PF PA Managers Finish
2009 DJ Brinehead 4 10 0 0.286 924.0 844.0 Daniel Briney 10th
2008 DJ Brinehead 11 5 0 0.688 1,055.0 853.0 Daniel Briney 3rd
2007 DJ Brinehead 5 9 0 0.357 938.0 830.0 Daniel Briney 8th