Team Archive

The Stonely Ones

The Stonely Ones are Ashley Walls's short-arc franchise with a concentrated archive footprint: no league titles yet, a 18-28 record across 3 CBS seasons, a peak finish of 5th, and an average finish of 7.3. The stat line is only the frame. The real story is how this franchise moved through December, built rivalries, absorbed scars, and kept showing up in the league's pressure weeks.

The Stonely Ones Power
Overall Record18-28
Championships0
Division Championships0
Average Finish7.3
Best Finish5th
Seasons3

Team Story

The Stonely Ones read like a short-arc franchise with a concentrated archive footprint in the GNG archive. Ashley Walls carries a 18-28 mark across 3 CBS seasons, with no league titles yet, a best finish of 5th, and an average finish of 7.3.

The best regular-season shapes are 2001 (8-8, 853.0 points), 2004 (6-9, 878.0 points), 2003 (4-11, 834.0 points). The scoring peak came in 2004 with 878.0 points, the season where the roster had its loudest weekly punch. The finish line says the high-water mark was 5th in 2001.

The message board gives the franchise a voice too: Consolation Game? by Author no longer in league.. Those posts are not decoration, they are the record of how the league talked while these seasons were still alive.

draft context includes Randy Moss in 2004, Joe Horn in 2004, Steve McNair in 2004. For The Stonely Ones, the roster story is part of the franchise story because the keeper era made every August decision echo into December.

The compact record is part of the charm here. The Stonely Ones does not need a full dynasty arc to have a place in the archive. The available evidence points to a team defined by its active windows, its schedule damage, and the way Ashley Walls's seasons intersected with deeper league stories around playoff access, draft swings, and division traffic.

The compact record is part of the charm here. The Stonely Ones does not need a full dynasty arc to have a place in the archive. The available evidence points to a team defined by its active windows, its schedule damage, and the way Ashley Walls's seasons intersected with deeper league stories around playoff access, draft swings, and division traffic.

Trophy Shelf

No league championship trophy is on this shelf yet.

Regular Season Finish

All-Time Series History

OpponentWLTPctStreak
The Maulers 2 4 1 0.357 W1
Big Texs Pillow Biters 0 6 0 0.000 L6
The Vinyl Jocks 2 3 0 0.400 L1
Basement Ballaz 1 3 0 0.250 L2
Too Fresh 0 4 0 0.000 L4
SeaChickens 3 0 0 1.000 W3
DeezNutz 1 2 0 0.333 L2
Pinko Commie Bastards 2 1 0 0.667 W1
The Brainers 2 1 0 0.667 W1
Fermi Fission 1 1 0 0.500 W1
Foolio Crew 2 0 0 1.000 W2
Berserkers 1 1 0 0.500 L1
Spacelords 1 1 0 0.500 L1

Yearly Results

Year Team Name W L T Pct PF PA Managers Finish
2004 Power 6 9 0 0.400 878.0 858.0 Ashley Walls 8th
2003 Power 4 11 0 0.267 834.0 938.0 Ashley Walls 9th
2001 The Stonely Ones 8 8 0 0.500 853.0 772.0 Ashley Walls 5th